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--mylifesuxevenmore has logged in--

mylifesuxevenmore: hello? Anyone here?

--Sorrow&Secrets has logged in--

Sorrow&Secrets: Crowfeather!
mylifesuxevenmore: OMG LEAFPOOL!!!!!
Sorrow&Secrets: It's good to talk to you when theres nobody else around...
mylifesuxevenmore: yeah, it is.
mylifesuxevenmore: sorry about Breezepelt, I almost killed him afterwards, so i don't think it'll happen again.
Sorrow&Secrets: you WHAT?!?
mylifesuxevenmore: I almost killed him
Sorrow&Secrets: Does he need any herbs?
mylifesuxevenmore: Um, no.....
Sorrow&Secrets: How could you!! Your own son!! I don't believe this, Crowfeather!!!!
mylifesuxevenmore: ...um, sorry I guess?
Sorrow&Secrets: *sighs* well, I'll let it go.
mylifesuxevenmore: Sooo, what's up?
Sorrow&Secrets: Everyone in Thunderclan is toppling over dead from greencough, and there isn't any catmint.
mylifesuxevenmore: howis there not any catmint?
Sorrow&Secrets: It all got trampled in that battle.  You didn't get hurt, did you?
mylifesuxevenmore: yeah, I did.  Lionpaw tried to kill me.
Sorrow&Secrets: Lionblaze.
mylifesuxevenmore: Why the hell should I care?
Sorrow&Secrets: <.< I'll tell you later.
mylifesuxevenmore: Oookay...
Sorrow&Secrets: Is there any catmint in Windclan? We need catmint.
mylifesuxevenmore: Ok, we haven't talked to each other for moons and moons, and you can't find anything better to discuss than CATMINT!??
Sorrow&Secrets: My whole Clan is going to die if we don't get catmint soon! Don't you think that gives me the right to be a little obsessed?
mylifesuxevenmore: um...
Sorrow&Secrets: Ok fine, very obsessed.
mylifesuxevenmore: I miss you....
Sorrow&Secrets: You too. <3
mylifesuxevenmore: we have catmint.  I could have someone give it to you... or something... :(
Sorrow&Secrets: It's ok, don't make anyone else do it.  
mylifesuxevenmore: You're sure?
Sorrow&Secrets: Yes, I am.
Sorrow&Secrets: Meet me after dark

--Thunder_And__Flames558 has logged in--

Thunder_And__Flames558: WTF is going on!
mylifesuxevenmore: Oh er hi Firestar
Thunder_And__Flames558: I said: "WTF is going on!"

--GrayerThanU has logged in--

Sorrow&Secrets: We were saying random song lyircs.
mylifesuxevenmore: Yeah!
Sorrow&Secrets: "Meet me after dark again and I'll hold you, I want nothing more than to see you there..."
GrayerThanU: What song is that?

--mylifesuxmore has logged in--
--Behind_These_Purple_Aiz has logged in--

Sorrow&Secrets: Before the Dawn by Evanescence.  It's a good song! ^^
GrayerThanU: U listen 2 Evanescence?
Sorrow&Secrets: Yeah, don't you?
GrayerThanU: Not really, no...

--Oneidiot has logged in--
--Deputy-Leaderwannabe has logged in--

GrayerThanU: Whats w/ all the Windclan cats getting on now?
Thunder_And__Flames558: Idk... ... O.o

--Always_On_Patrol_Near_TC_In_The_Books has logged in--

Deputy-Leaderwannabe: I'm in starclan, technically.  
Sorrow&Secrets: Well, true, but still...
Oneidiot: Who'S gAyeRThaNu?
GrayerThanU: It's GRAY.  GrayerThanU.
Oneidiot: oH. sORrY PaL.
Deputy-Leaderwannabe: So who're u, anyway?
Oneidiot: mE?
Deputy-Leaderwannabe: yeah.
Oneidiot: ONesTaR.
mylifesuxmore: I thougt u where doing random song lirics!
Behind_These_Purple_Aiz: Yeah! bring it on pepz! :D
Thunder_And__Flames558: Well, okay! Lets do htis!!
GrayerThanU: i'm coming up so you better get this party started Im coming up so u btter get this party started!
Behind_These_Purple_Aiz: Get this party started on a saturday night, everybody's waiting for me to arrive

--smexxychicksquirrel_324 has logged in--

smexxychicksquirrel_324: Oooooooooooooooooooooo awesome!!!!!! wat party? When? where? Why didn't you tell me before now? PARTEHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Deputy-Leaderwannabe: ...
Sorrow&Secrets: it's not a party, we're doing random song lyrics.
smexxychicksquirrel_324: drat!
smexxychicksquirrel_324: let's get this party started by P!nk, right?
GrayerThanU: yep!
smexxychicksquirrel_324: Whos GayerThanU?
GrayerThanU: It's GRAYER.
smexxychicksquirrel_324: o.  Hehe.

--medcat---or_tree has logged in--
--CrowfeatherIsMINEMINENotYoursMINE has logged in--
--imiss_myson has logged in--
--AshezOnFoots has logged in--

smexxychicksquirrel_324: OwO so much Windclan!
Thunder_And__Flames558: I knooow!!
Always_On_Patrol_Near_TC_In_The_Books: I f any more of us show up, I'll have to go on patrol near Thunderclan instead of them.
mylifesuxevenmore: What happened to the song lyrics thing?

--ICatchFoxez has logged in--
--IisIceyandhyper has logged in--

ICatchFoxez: ohohoh what's going on?
IisIceyandhyper: Yeah, we wanna know!!
mylifesuxmore: Were trying to do a random song lirics thing where we say random song lirics and identify them... but we keap getting interruppted by newcomers... Like u... -.-
IisIceyandhyper: sowwies!
mylifesuxevenmore: It's ok, so long as no one else shows up.
medcat---or_tree: I doubt that that'll happen... I mean, how many more cats can turn up at one time, anyway?

--xXEmo-KittyXx has logged in--
--WarriorCodeNumber1Fan has logged in--
--Best_Freaking_Warrior has logged in--
--Good_old_dusty has logged in--
--lost-face-bright-heart has logged in--
--Hot~Ginger~Pussy~ has logged in--
--_Cancatsgetdivorced_ has logged in--
--i_want_a_good_lover has logged in--
--Berry=Good has logged in--
--mylegsfinenow has logged in--
--Poppylicious has logged in--
--ZeBlindEldar has logged in--
--littleherblovr has logged in--
--Spotted_Goddess has logged in--
--The-atheist has logged in--
--ImShiny has logged in--
--Dumb_but_friendly_ish_me has logged in--
--u-say-stubborn--i-say-immortal has logged in--
--Mah_Stumpy_Tail_Pwns_Youall has logged in--
--this-mouse-is-always-right has logged in--
--NoIHateULookyMyEar has logged in--

Oneidiot: LmAO!! tWEntY-oNE!
Thunder_And__Flames558: Lol, I thought you were a medicine cat, Brakface... can't you even tell the future? xD
ICatchFoxez: Ahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!
IisIceyandhyper:  Ahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!
Poppylicious: Hey guys, whatcha laughing about?
medcat---or_tree: Yeah well... At least they're all cats, so I wasn't completely wrong!

--Midnighthascome has logged in--

medcat---or_tree: ... Well, at least they WERE all cats...
Deputy-Leaderwannabe: Midnighht, get out!!1!
Midnighthascome: Why?
Deputy-Leaderwannabe: Cause you told all our secrets to that piece of crowfood, that's why! how could u!!!!
Midnighthascome: It seemed like good idea...
Deputy-Leaderwannabe: WELL IT WASN'T!! I'm blocking you from this chat.  Who's the admin?
Thunder_And__Flames558: Idk... 0.o
WarriorCodeNumber1Fan: there's an e-mail address down here for tech support, you could try that.  www.Thundertechhelp@ancientstarclancats.org
littleherblovr: That's weird... mine says www.Shadowtechhelp@ancientstarclancats.org
ImShiny: We've got the same thing, only with River instead of Thunder or Shadow.
AshezOnFoots: www.Windtechhelp@ancientstarclancats.org
xXEmo-KittyXx: ... I have www.Rockursiteoff2uranusandback@ze1andonlyRock.org
_Cancatsgetdivorced_: Rock ur site off 2 URANUS!???!
imiss_myson: .....?.......
i_want_a_good_lover: And back.  
_Cancatsgetdivorced_: I KNOW!!! LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!!
i_want_a_good_lover: :''''(( But you're my mate
this-mouse-is-always-right: Well thats mousebrained.  Who'd want it back?!
Deputy-Leaderwannabe: You're right, Mousefur...
this-mouse-is-always-right: Of course I' right you mousebrain! I'm always right! It says so in my username!
_Cancatsgetdivorced_: Not for much longer!
mylegsfinenow: Say whaaat?
_Cancatsgetdivorced_: I was talking to Daisy.
mylegsfinenow: oh, ok.
Good_old_dusty: Guys, this isn't helping!!
Good_old_dusty: We need to figure out who to wirte to.
Good_old_dusty: *write
mylifesuxmore: Wat happened to the song lirics thing?
Hot~Ginger~Pussy~: We should write 2 Thunder.
Oneidiot: NO, wE ShOULd wRItE 2 WiND, hE'Ll gET THInGs DoNe faSTEr!
Spotted_Goddess: Onestar, you're giving me a headache.  And I say we should write to River.
littleherblovr: Definatly Shadow.
xXEmo-KittyXx: Are you all compltetly beetle-brained!? It's obvious we should write to Rock.  He's been around the longest, so he knows the most out of all of them.
Poppylicious: What's beetlebrained?
xXEmo_KittyXx: Nvm.
Deputy-Leaderwannabe: Midnight, can't you just leave?
Midnighthascome: No.  I have come, and I not go until you complete your quest to find right e-mail address.
mylifesuxmore: Fine.  ignore me.  C if I care.
WarriorCodeNumber1Fan: Ok, we will ignore you then.
Thunder_And__Flames558: I'm going to email Spottedleaf.
Sorrow&Secrets: She has an email? What is it?
Thunder_And__Flames558: spotted_stalker_94@deadmedcats.stc
Best_Freaking_Warrior: .stc? Whatdoes that mean?
xXEmo-KittyXx: Starclan.
Best_Freaking_Warrior: Oh.
Thunder_And__Flames558: So brb, I'm emailing Spottedleaf.
GrayerThanU: I say Thunder.
littleherblovr: Whose GayerThanU?
GrayerThanU: It says grayer, not gayer.  Graystripe.
littleherblovr: oh.
NoIHateULookyMyEar: Wind.  We should write to Wind.
Good_old_dusty: Shoudln't u be an elder by now?
NoIHateULookyMyEar: Yes, I should be.  But I'm not, buddy.
NoIHateULookyMyEar: No, ur not my buddy! I hate u!!! Looky my ear!
Behind_These_Purple_Aiz: ...Tornear, you should calm down...
Behind_These_Purple_Aiz: I agree, we should write to wind.
Best_Freaking_Warrior: Yeah? Well I say we should write to Thunder!
ZeBlindEldar: Guys, let's think through this LOGICALLY.
AshezOnFoots: What do u think we're trying to do?
ZeBlindEldar: We need 2 stop fighting about which important cat is better, cause were never all going to agree w/ each other.
ImShiny: Ok, so what should we do instead?
ZeBlindEldar: We should figure out what cat woud solve the problem best.
xXEmo-KittyXx: Rock, like I just said!
Dumb_but_friendly_ish_me: Yeah, jayfeather's right!
imiss_myson: ...
NoIHateULookyMyEar: ....
mylifesuxevenmore: .....
Behind_These_Purple_Aiz: ......
Dumb_but_friendly_ish_me: Um, I mean, Wind!
AshezOnFoots: yeah.  T-T'
The-atheist: I think what Longtail meant was that we should stop looking at those same cats.
The-atheist: Maybe we shoud think of someone OTHER.  THAN. STARCLAN!
Berry=Good: Berrynose! He can do anything!!
Mah_Stumpy_Tail_Pwns_Youall: Thqtùs right; I cqn1
Poppylicious: ...But apparently you can't type?
Mah_Stumpy_Tail_Pwns_Youall: Idk zhqt the ,qtter z= this thing is::: Iù, typing in the sq,e letters; but itùs NOT ZORKING1
mylegsfinenow: Say whaaaat?
Mah_Stumpy_Tail_Pwns_Youall: Oh, ok, I got it.  Millie left the keyboard in kittypet setting.  
Mah_Stumpy_Tail_Paws_Youall: I hate it when she does that.
GrayerThanU: Oy! Leave Millie alone!
Dumb_but_friendly_ish_me: Who's gayerthanu?
GrayerThanU: Greystripe.  And it says grayer.
Dumb_but_friendly_ish_me: Oops.
Mah_Stumpy_Tail_Pwns_Youall: ANyway, what I said was, "That's right, I can!"
Berry=Good: *swoon!*
Thunder_And__Flames558: Back! *reads above*
Thunder_And__Flames558: Oh.
Sorrow&Secrets: What?
Thunder_And__Flames558: My.
mylegsfinenow: Say whaaaaat?
Thunder_And__Flames558: Gawd.
Thunder_And__Flames558: I just had an idea!!
Spotted_Goddess: Seriously? That's never happened before, I don't think...
NoIHateULookyMyEar: Don't diss him, he has plenty of ideas.
Spotted_Goddess: Don't you tell me what to do, fox dung!
Thunder_And__Flames558: Thanks, Tornear.
NoIHateULookyMyEar: Wait... No I hate u!! Looky my ear!
Oneidiot: YOu wORrIEd Me fOR a seCOnD tHeRE...
Thunder_And__Flames558: We should write to Whitestorm!!!
Thunder_And__Flames558: :D
mylifesuxevenmore: Um, okaaaay... Y?
Thunder_And__Flames558: His username is White-And-Nerdy, he's in starclan, and he was old and wise when he died... I think he might be able to block her!
smexxychicksquirrel_324: block who??
Thunder_And__Flames58: ...M idnight...
smexxychicksquirrel_324: Oh yeah!
Thunder_And__Flames558: O_o
Thunder_And__Flames558: So, isn't that a fantastic idea?
Hot~Ginger~Pussy~: I don't agree!
Thunder_And__Flames558: :( Why not?
Hot~Ginger~Pussy~: Cause I'm mad @ you, remember?? I said that I would dissagree with everything you said! So, I'm dissagreeing!
Thunder_And__Flames558: Oh. right.  So, I think we should write to Whitestorm.  
Deputy-Leaderwannabe: Thats actually a good idea!
Thunder_And__Flames558: Told you so!
ZeBlindEldar: I'm for it.
this-mouse-is-always-right: So am i.  And I'm always right.  So whoever doesn't agree with us is wrong.  Therefore, you should all agree with us.
AshezOnFoots: Ok, i guess I see the sense in that... But do we know his email?
Thunder_And__Flames558: killedbaibone@deaddeputies.stc
GrayerThanU: How come you know everyone's email, anyway?
Thunder_And__Flames558: How come u DON'T?
Deputy-Leaderwannabe: Oh, he has a deaddeputies account too? Cool! We could chat and everything!
mylifesuxevenmore:...but u weren't a deputy when u died...
Deputy-Leaderwannabe: Well I shouldhave been! Anyway, i have more than one email account... I still use my windclanwarriorz account sometimes.
Deputy-Leaderwannabe: soo, I'm gonna write to Whitestorm then! *loggs in*
Deputy-Leaderwannabe: Oh kewl he's online
mylifesuxmore: Can we just do teh song lirics thing alredy?
imiss_myson: No, we're dealing with important problems.
Midnighthascome: I leave you soon.  Jayfeather, Hollyleaf, Lionblaze, you remember what to come.  
WarriorCodeNumber1Fan: But...
Deputy-Leaderwannabe: He's coming!! :D

--White-And-Nerdy has logged in--
--Midnighthascome has been blocked from the site for betrayal of all that the site stands for.  For more information, click here.--
--Midnighthascome has requested to return, but the request was denied by White-And-Nerdy.  For more information, click here.--
--Wind (Admin) has logged in--
--Wind (Admin) has hacked into White-And-Nerdy's account--
--Wind (Admin) has made White-And-Nerdy logg out--
--White-And-Nerdy has logged out--
--Midnighthascome has requested to return, but the request was denied by Wind (Admin).  For more information, click here.--
--Wind (Admin) has hacked into Midnighthascome's account--
--Wind (Admin) has deleted Midnighthascome's account by hacking into it--
--Midnighthascome has deleted their account--
--This means that this account has been deleted--
--Wind (Admin) wishes all a great green-leaf--
--Wind (Admin) has permanantly blocked Midnighthascome, even though this account no longer exsists, and has made it impossible for badgers to create an account.  For more information, click here.--
--Wind (Admin) asks if all users are having a good green-leaf--
--Wind (Admin) is only talking to the Windclan cats--
--And the other Starclan cat--
--Wind (Admin) has logged out--

Behind_These_Purple_Aiz: ...
ICatchFoxez: That was AWESOME!!!!!!!!
IisIceyandhyper: Wait till I tell everone we saw an account being deleted!!!
mylifesuxmore: Song lirics already!
mylegsfinenow: Say whaaaaaat?
Sorrow&Secrets: When yu showed up, we were doing something where we say random song lyrics and try to identify them.  
Poppylicious: Can I start?
lost-face-bright-heart: i don't c why not...
Berry=Good: I wanted to start...
Poppylicious: ok.
Berry=Good: Handsome, tender, soft, why do you look right through me, thinking, no
Oneidiot: oH i lIKE ThAT sOnG! MAlcHiCK gAY!
Berry=Good: yes.
mylegsfinenow: Who do you like whos gay?
Berry=Good: Weeeeell... y else would he not like me? D:
WarriorCodeNumber1Fan: I don't think hes gay.  I mean, he doesn't have a b/f, does he?
Mah_Stumpy_Tail_Pwns_Youall: do any of you know where Birchfall is?
Mah_Stumpy_Tail_Pwns_Youall: He told me he'd be back by nao...
Poppylicious: Anyway, can I do it now?
Thunder_And__Flames558: Sure!
Poppylicious: Well no sir, I don't wanna be the blame, Not anymore it's your turn, So take a seat were settling the final score and Why do we like to hurt so much
Poppylicious: I can't decide, you've made it harder just to, go on
Behind_These_Purple_Aiz: "That's what you get" paramore!
Poppylicious: Yep. (:
CrowfeatherIsMINEMINENotYoursNIME: I'm gonna do 1 now.
CrowfeatherIsMINEMINENotYoursNIME: Oh no/ Don't go changing/ That's what you told me from the start/ Thought you where something different/ That's when it all just fell apart/ Like you're so perfect/ And I can't measure up/ Well I'm not perfect/ Just all messed up
Hot~Ginger~Pussy~: Everything I'm not by the veronicas
Hot~Ginger~Pussy~: No Windclan cat's ever gonna beat me!! :D
Sorrow&Secrets: Oh come on, that's mean.
mylifesuxmore: im doing 1
mylifesuxmore: Hey dad look @ me think back and talk to me did i grow up according 2 plan nd do u think im wasting my time doing things i wanna do but it hurts wen u dissaprove all along
smexxychicksquirrel_324: perfect - simple plan
mylifesuxmore: Yeah.
Sorrow&Secrets: Does anyone have the time?
smexxychicksquirrel_324: wut in da name of starclan do u need da time 4??
Sorrow&Secrets: Oh, good point.  It is dark though, right? Jayfeather, can you tell me if it's dark?
xXEmo-KittyXx: NO I CANT!!! Look yousefl.
ICatchFoxez: yes its dark why?
Sorrow&Secrets: Um, it's a complicated thing with herbs.  I'll tell you later.  I should go.  Bye.
xXEmo-KittyXx: ...
Sorrow&Secrets: Oh, you don't have to come.
xXEmo-KittyXx: That's not what I meant

--Sorrow&Secrets has logged out--

mylifesuxevenmore: Oh, i gtg

--mylifesuxevenmore has logged out--

Best_Freaking_Warrior: Can i do a song now?
Thunder_And__Flames558: sure
Best_Freaking_Warrior: When I was a young buy I was honest and I had more self control if I was tempted I would run Then when I got older I began to lie to get exactly what I wanted when i wanted it and I wanted it Now I'm having trouble differentiating between what I want and what I need to make me happy So instaed of thinking I just act before I have a chance to contemplate the consequence of action And I will turn off And I will shut down Burying the voice of my concience hitting ground And I will shut down The camera girls are restless in my head Cause I lie Not because I want to but I seem to need to all the time Yeah I lie And I don't even know it maybe this is all a part of my Flawed design
Deputy-Leaderwannabe: Flawed design by Stabilo
Deputy-Leaderwannabe: who names a band stabilo anyway?
Behind_These_Purple_Aiz: ...Good point...

--!QuieroUnSombrero! has logged in--

Best_Freaking_Warrior: Who the hell's that?!
!QuieroUnSombrero!: !Hola chicos! ?Que passa?
smexxychicksquirrel_324: wat the hell's that??
Behind_These_Purple_Aiz: what the hell's what?
smexxychicksquirrel_324: wat is dat cat SAYING??!!
Deputy-Leaderwannabe: That's spanish.  It's a language twolegs use.
!QuieroUnSombrero!: ?Como estais?
Best_Freaking_Warrior: how did they even get in here? Isn't this chat restricted to Clan cats?
ZeBlindEldar: ...Yeah, presumably... But some non-Clan cats can get on here too.  Sometimes.
mylifesuxmore: he could b a threat to us.  sme cat just coms on r chat and statrs saying some stuff in a language we don't know? We should attack him!!
Best_Freaking_Warrior: Yeah, let's get him!!
WarriorCodeNumber1Fan: wait, think about this.  If he's on here, someone (like starclan) gave him permission.
Deputy-Leaderwannabe: Nope, never heard of this guy in my life.
!QuieroUnSombrero!: No hablo ingles... :(
u-say-stubborn--i-say-immortal: i speak a little spanish
Spotted_Goddess: Who cares? We need to block them, not talk to them!!
The-atheist: U know Spanish? Cool!
u-say-stubborn--i-say-immortal: just a little... what does "cool" mean?
mylifesuxmore: Who the fuck r u?
ImShiny: Cool means good, nice, or wonderful.
u-say-stubborn--i-say-immortal: okay, thank you.  my name is heavystep, i'm a riverclan elder.
!QuieroUnSombrero!: ?Que pasa??
Good_old_dusty: didn't Heavystep die moons and moons ago? Coz if he's still alive, he's the oldest cat in the forest! Even older than Barkface!! O_o
medcat---or_tree: Hey, leave me out of this!
u-say-stubborn--i-say-immortal: ?como es tu nombre?
!QuieroUnSombrero!: ...Mi nombre es muy bien, gracias......
u-say-stubborn--i-say-immortal: oops, i think i made a mistake...
Oneidiot: I tHInK wE sHouLd KIcK hEAVysTeP'S bUTt!!
Spotted_Goddess: Hey! don't you dare threaten my warriors, you rabbit-eating scum!
Oneidiot: oK, oK, iT wAS jUsT An iDEA...
Spotted_Goddess: Yeah, right, un-huh.  I dont believe you.
Oneidiot: HEy, BaCK OfF! wE'Re sUpPOseD 2 bE AgaInST tHUnDErclaN, NOt eAcH OtHEr!
Spotted_Goddess: Oh, yeah.  Sorry.  FIRESTAAAAAR! THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!! YOU AND YOUR CLAN OF KITTYPETS!!!
Thunder_And__Flames558: :( Wadid i do??
Spotted_Goddess: Don't pretend you don't know!
Thunder_And__Flames558: ...but I don't...
Spotted_Goddess: You see, cats of Riverclan and of the other unworthy clans?! YOU SEE?? Thunderclan clearly doesn't deserve to have Sunningrocks!! SUNNINGROCKS IS OOOOOOUUUUUUURS!!!!
Spotted_Goddess: Caps lock is FUN!! =D
GrayerThanYou: sunningrocks is in the old territory... o.o''
Spotted_Goddess: SHUT UP, YOU'RE GAY.
GrayerThanYou: It's gray.  Get it right people.
Spotted_Goddess: Same shit different day.
GrayerThanYou: um, no its not...
u-say-stubborn--i-say-immortal: i just remembered what it is!
Spotted_Goddess: What what is?
u-say-stubborn--i-say-immortal: ?que es tu nombre?
u-say-stubborn--i-say-immortal: nombre means name, in case you were wondering.  :)
!QuieroUnSombrero!: Sol, y tu?
u-say-stubborn--i-say-immortal: heavystep.
smexxychicksquirrel_324: wait 1 cockinpickin minute, wat did he say?!?
u-say-stubborn--i-say-immortal: his name is sol.
Behind_These_Purple_Aiz: Sol!
WarriorCodeNumber1Fan: *gasp* Sol!! what r you doing here?
littleherblovr: Sol, i advise u to go away.
lost-face-bright-heart: Oh no, not Sol!!
Best_Freaking_Warrior: Oh, hi sol.
Hot~Ginger~Pussy~: um, Lionblaze?
Best_Freaking_Warrior: What?
!QuieroUnSombrero!: Yo no comprendo.:C ?Que pasa???
u-say-stubborn--i-say-immortal: nada.  ellos te amos.
!QuieroUnSombrero!: Ah, esso es bueno.  C:
u-say-stubborn--i-say-immortal: oops, i think i made another mistake...
xXEmo-KittyXx: ok, u officially suck at spanish.  Im sure Rock woudl do better.
Thunder_And__Flames558: Spottedleaf wrote back!!! :D Yaaaaaay!!
xXEmo-KittyXx: -__-That's great, now help us deal with Sol, ok?
Hot~Ginger~Pussy~: thank you Jayfeather.
!QuieroUnSombrero!: Heavystep, ?como estas? c:
u-say-stubborn--i-say-immortal: bien, gracias, y tu?
!QuieroUnSombrero!: Muy bien.  Pero, !quiero un sombrero! ?Sabes donde yo puedo conseguir uno?
IisIceyandhyper: wat's he saying? I'm scared...
ZeBlindEldar: Yes, what is he going  on about??
u-say-stubborn--i-say-immortal: i don't know... he wants something, but i'm not sure what it is.
Oneidiot: hE WaNTS tO KiLL uS aLl!!
Mah_Stumpy_Tail_Pwns_Youall: He wants 2 take over Thndrcln!!
Deputy-Leaderwannabe: he wants to stop cats frok believing in starclan!!
littleherblovr: he wants 2 make Shadowclan leave!!
Spotted_Goddess: He wants to take over all our territories!! He must be in an alliance w/ Thunderclan!!
i_want_a_good_lover: He wants to kill our kiiiiits!! D':
CrowfeatherIsMINEMINENotYoursMINE: He wants 2 take mai mate!!
WarriorCodeNumber1Fan: he wants to take away de warrior code!!
Dumb_but_friendly_ish_me: he wants 2 take are herbs!!
Always_On_Patrol_Near_TC_In_The_Books: He wants to stop doing patrols!!
ICatchFoxez: he wnts 2 tak my usrname!!
NoIHateULookyMyEar: He wants to take my other ear!! I hate him!!
Berry=Good: he wants to kill Berrynose!
Mah_Stumpy_Tail_Pwns_Youall: :O He does?!?
Good_old_dusty: he wants a hat.
smexxychicksquirrel_324: he wantz mai craaaack!! Nevaaaaa!!
smexxychicksquirrel_324: wait, a hat? srly??
AshezOnFoots: How do u know?
Good_old_dusty: I found this website that translates from spanish 2 our language.
Thunder_And__Flames558: kewl!
Thunder_And__Flames558: Can u translate from our language into spanish too?
Good_old_dusty: yeah.
Thunder_And__Flames558: Great! Can you translate this:
Hello Sol,
It's a surprise to see you here on this chat site, and normally we would say that you're always welcome here.  However, you seem to have cause a considerable amount of damage in Shadowclan, and we're not sure we want to be in contact with you; in fact, we think we'd rather you leave right now.  By the way, how did you get onto here? We didn't know that that was possible, and would appreciate your help so that no rogues come here uninvited.  
Cordially,
Firestar
Good_old_dusty: ok.
Good_old_dusty: Hola Sol,
Es una sorpresa verlo aquí en este sitio de chat, y normalmente diría que usted es siempre bienvenido aquí. Sin embargo, parece haber causa una considerable cantidad de daños en Shadowclan, y no estamos seguros de que queremos estar en contacto con usted, de hecho, creemos que prefiere irse ahora. Por cierto, ¿cómo llegar a aquí? No sabíamos que era posible, y agradecería su ayuda para que los pícaros no vienen aquí sin ser invitado.
Cordialmente,
Firestar
Spotted_Goddess: Hey, wait up! How come he's speaking for all of us? I don't agree with all of this!
!QuieroUnSombrero!: No hablo Google Translate...
u-say-stubborn--i-say-immortal: what's google translate?
Good_old_dusty: Its the website
u-say-stubborn--i-say-immortal: he doesn't understand.
Behind_These_Purple_Aiz: wait! If he knows the website, can't we talk in our language and he can translate?
mylifesuxmore: cant we just do the friggin song lirycs already???
Deputy-Leaderwannabe: that
Deputy-Leaderwannabe: is a great idea.  Let's do the song lyrics! w/ Sol!
WarriorCodeNumber1Fan: But think this over! it's not a good idea! We can't do this w/ Sol, hell poison our minds!! He'll take over our soulss! he'll steal the propheyc! He'll spam thje chatsite!! He'll make the warrior code vanish in a haze of neon pink smoke!!
WarriorCodeNumber1Fan: We CANT let him do the song lyrics with us!!
Best_Freaking_Warrior: O_o calm down!
Deputy-Leaderwannabe: yeah, calm down.  We're gna do it my way, and that's that, got it?!!??
Spotted_Goddess: Hey, wait a second! How come you get to boss us around? How come you're telling us what to do? ARE YOU IN AN ALLIANCE WITH THUNDERCLAN?!
Deputy-Leaderwannabe: Um, b/c I'm in starclan?
The_atheist: That doesn'ts mean anytihing!
Spotted_Goddess: Yes it does... Sorry, Mudclaw.  I was just, um, showing my Clan-mates to stand up for our noble Clan.
The_atheist: no it doesn't!
Spotted_Goddess: Yes it does! BE QUIET OR ELSE I'LL KEEP TALKING ONLY IN CAPS LOCK FOR THE REST OF ETERNITY!! AND TAKE AWAY YOUR MEDICINE CAT PRIVILEGES!
The_atheist: Sorry leopardstar
Deputy-Leaderwannabe: right.  So, Heavystep, tell Sol about the song lyrics, and ask him if he wants 2 do it w/ us.
u-say-stubborn--i-say-immortal: i don't know how to say all that in spanish...
Deputy-Leaderwannabe: Well then use some crappy translation website! hurry up, we havnt got all night!
Oneidiot: YeS WE dO...
Deputy-Leaderwannabe: shut up, I dn't like u.
u-say-stubborn--i-say-immortal: estamos haciendo algo que es que tu dice letras de canciones y despues otras personas las identifican.  ?quieres jugar con nosotros?
!QuieroUnSombrero!: Si, !esto sera divertido!
!QuieroUnSombrero!: "Para bailar la bamba, Para bailar la bamba, Se necessita una poca de gracia, Una poca de gracia
GrayerThanU: La bamba by some guy
GrayerThanU: Ritchie Valens
!QuieroUnSombrero!: Si, !es una de mis canciones favoritas! :D
Thunder_And__Flames558: how do u know that song, Graysripe?
GrayerThanU: they played it smtimes when I was in twolegplace
Thunder_And__Flames558: Me too!!
Thunder_And__Flames558: Oh Em Geeee!!
GrayerThanU: Oh Em Geeee!!
Thunder_And__Flames558: xD
GrayerThanU: darn it u got there first!
Poppylicious: Oooook then!
!QuieroUnSombrero!: ?Puedo hacer otra?
u-say-stubborn--i-say-immortal: si, claro.
!QuieroUnSombrero!: "Hola mi amor yo soy el lobo, Quiero tenerte cerca para oirte mejor, Hola mi amor soy yo tu lobo, Quiero tenerte cerca para verte mejor
GrayerThanU: nope, don't know it
Hot~Ginger~Pussy~: Neither do I, but it sounds sexy!! wonder what it means.
smexxychicksquirrel_324: i dnt no it, and im ze parteh queen!!

--Sorrow&Secrets has logged in--

Sorrow&Secrets: What are you all doing on here?
Poppylicious: Song lyrics, why?
smexxychicksquirrel_324: hiii! cn u help us w/ these song lyrcs plz?

--mylifesuxevenmore has logged in--

mylifesuxevenmore: Y the hell r u here?
mylifesuxmore: y shouldnt we b?
Deputy-Leaderwannabe: Yeah, what's wrong with being here?
mylifesuxevenmore: are u freaking kidding me?
Thunder_And__Flames558: No, were serious... what's the problem? o.o
Sorrow&Secrets: What about the Gathering?
!QuieroUnSombrero!: ?Que pasa?
xXEmo-KittyXx: Wat about it?
Sorrow&Secrets: It's the full moon!
Spotted_Goddess: OMFG SHE'S RIGHT IT IS!!
Spotted_Goddess: I know that, of course, I was just waiting to see if anyone else would figure it out.
Thunder_And__Flames558: Oh shyt! thunderclan, get offline now!

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Oneidiot: wINdcLaN, LeT'S gO!

--Oneidiot has logged out--

Spotted_Goddess: COME ON RIVERCLAN! LET'S BEAT THESE LAME EXCUSES FOR CATS TO THE GATHERING!!
Mah_Stumpy_Tail_Pwns_Youall: hey! We aren't lame excues 4 cats!

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littleherblovr: I should go too...

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!QuieroUnSombrero!: !Adios, amigos! C:

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CrowfeatherIsMINEMINENotYoursMINE: hey, were's he going!? And wheres Corwfeather?

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Deputy-Leaderwannabe: Well, nice of them to say goodbye... :/

--Taller_than_youll_ever_be has logged in--

Taller_than_youll_ever_be: Did I lyke just miss lyke everyone?
Deputy-Leaderwannabe: other than me, yes.
Taller_than_youll_ever_be: Mudclaw! I lyke haven't talked to you in lyke 4ever! What's up?
Taller_than_youll_ever_be: Other than lyke ze sky XDD
Deputy-Leaderwannabe: Oy vey. come back when ur sober...
Taller_than_youll_ever_be: XD Ok darling!!

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Deputy-Leaderwannabe: and now I'm stuck here by myself.
Deputy-Leaderwannabe: I think he got into Squirrelflight's crack.
Deputy-Leaderwannabe: ...Well, he definitely got into someone's crack... o.o
Deputy-Leaderwannabe: I'm talking to myself, I feel like an idiot...
Deputy-Leaderwannabe: so I'm going now.  Bye!

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Yes! Yes! YEEEEES!!! At way-too-long last! The third one! I finally finished it!!!
So, so sorry for the incredibly long wait on this one...
It's longer than either of the other, but hopefully it's funnier.
This is set around the same time as Long Shadows, btw.
Enjoy!

Cast of characters:

Thunderclan:
xXEmo-KittyXx: Jaypaw
Best_Freaking_Warrior: Lionblaze
WarriorCodeNumber1Fan: Hollyleaf
ICatchFoxez: Foxpaw
Smexxychicksquirrel_324: Squirrelflight
Sorrow&Secrets: Leafpool
Thunder_And__Flames558: Firestar
Hot~Ginger~Pussy~: Sandstorm
GrayerThanU: Graystripe
IisIceyandhyper: Icepaw
Good_old_dusty: Dustpelt
lost-face-bright-heart: Brightheart
Hot~Ginger~Pussy~: Sandstorm
_Cancatsgetdivorced_: Spiderleg
i_want_a_good_lover: Daisy
Berry=Good: Honeyfern
mylegsfinenow: Cinderheart
Poppylicious: Poppyfrost
ZeBlindEldar: Longtail
Mah_Stumpy_Tail_Pwns_Youall: Berrynose
this-mouse-is-always-right: Mousetail

Windclan:
mylifesuxevenmore: Crowfeather
mylifesuxmore: Breezepelt
Behind_These_Purple_Aiz: Heathertail
Oneidiot: Onestar
Always_On_Patrol_Near_TC_In_The_Books: Whitetail
medcat---or_tree: Barkface
CrowfeatherIsMINEMINENotYoursMINE: Nightcloud
imiss_myson: Morningflower
AshezOnFoots: Ashfoot
Dumb_but_friendly_ish_me: Kestrelpaw
NoIHateULookyMyEar: Tornear

Riverclan:
Spotted_Goddess: Leopardstar
The-atheist: Mothwing
ImShiny: Willowshine
u-say-stubborn--i-say-immortal: Heavystep

Shadowclan:
littleherblovr: Littlecloud

Starclan:
White-And-Nerdy: Whitestorm
OnceInABlueMoon: Bluestar
Deputy-Leaderwannabe: Mudclaw
Taller_than_youll_ever_be: Tallstar

Other chatters:
!QuieroUnSombrero!: Sol
Midnighthascome: Midnight

Blocked accounts:
Midnighthascome

Admins' accounts:
Wind (Admin)

Accounts no longer in use:
mylifesux: Crowfeather's old account
_Raving_Mad_Blue_: Bluestar's old account

Tech help:
www.Thundertechhelp@ancientstarclancats.org
www.Windtechhelp@ancientstarclancats.org
www.Rivertechhelp@ancientstarclancats.org
www.Shadowtechhelp@ancientstarclancats.org
www.Rockursiteoff2uranusandback@ze1andonlyRock.org

Email addresses:
spotted_stalker_94@deadmedcats.stc: Spottedleaf
killedbaibone@deaddeputies.stc: Whitestorm

And more to come! :D

Part 1: [link]
Part 2: [link]

Translation notes:
"!QuieroUnSombrero!" - I want a hat!
"!Hola chicos! ?Que pasa?" - Hello children! What's up?
"?Como estais?" - How are you?
"No hablo ingles..." - I don't speak english...
"?Que pasa??" - What's happening??
"?como es tu nombre? [- how is your name?]
...Mi nombre es muy bien, gracias......" - ...My name is fine, thanks........
"?que es tu nombre?" - What is your name?
"Sol, y tu?" - Sol, and you?
"Yo no comprendo.:C ?Que pasa???" - I don't understand.:C ?What's happening???
"nada. ellos te amos." - nothing. they love you.
"Ah, esso es bueno. C:" - Oh, that's good.
"Heavystep, ?como estas?" - Heavystep, how are you?
"bien, gracias, y tu?" - good, thanks, and you?
"Muy bien. Pero, !quiero un sombrero! ?Sabes donde yo puedo conseguir uno?" - Fine. But I want a hat! Do you know where I can get one?
"No hablo Google Translate..." - I don't speak Google Translate... (a phrase that I use quite frequently... x3)
"estamos haciendo algo que es que tu dice letras de canciones y despues otras personas las identifican. ?quieres jugar con nosotros?" - we're doing somethine which is that you say song lyrics and then other people identify them. Do you want to play with us?
"Si, !esto sera divertido!" - Yes, this will be fun!
"Si, !es una de mis canciones favoritas! :D" - Yes, it's one of my favorite songs! :D
"?Puedo hacer otra?" - Can I do another one?
"si, claro." - yes, of course.
"?Que pasa?" - What's happening?
"!Adios, amigos! C:" - Goodbye, friends! C:

And I'm nowhere near native speaker level in Spanish, so I may have made some mistakes, sorry if I did.

Copyright notes:
All songs are not (c) me, they're (c) of whoever it says. The only song where this isn't indicated is the last one, which is the beginning of Caperucita Feroz by Orquesta Mondragón. Here's a random youtube link: [link] Btw, my Spanish class had to sing this... :XD: It's been quite a year, I gotta say.
Original characters, settings and plot (c) Erin Hunter
Inspiration for Whitestorm's account (c) Weird Al
Inspiration for Heathertail's account (c) Kelly Clarkson
Google translate exists, it's (c) to whoever owns Google.

Other notes:
The passage that Dustpelt Google Translated really was Google Translated. Google translate sucks, btw, so if you ever want to translate anything, I highly recommend that you use nicetranslator.com.
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